A few days
ago, a barbary macaque which up until then had lived quite contendedly in
Blåvand Zoo (Blåvand is the westernmost town in Denmark in case you should
wonder), suddenly decided, that enough is enough and scarpered. This was in
many ways an ill-considered move by said itchy-footed monkey. First and
foremost because it has been teeth-chatteringly cold in Denmark lately, with
nighttime temperatures hovering around the -15°C mark and lots of snow, which almost certainly
will translate into a miserable time for said macaque. Secondly and thirdly
because the zoo was not keen on losing one of their animals, and nobody was
particularly keen on having a teeth-wise heavily armed monkey on the loose –
barbary macaques are known for their crankiness. The animal was spotted a couple
of times in the general area, shortly after its escape, but all has turned quiet
now, and there is only the occational glimpse of the thing. It is probably sheltering
in a stable or a barn somewhere, waiting for things to get better, and possible
for the chance to scare the living daylights out of the owner of the place.
This is not the escapee by the way - its just another barbarymacaque to give you some idea of the culprit.
I await the
outcome of the great escape with bated breath – not hoping for at shooting, and
if so, with nothing heavier than a tranquilizer-gun. In the meantime, it has
inspired me to delve into the depth of my files to what else has been going on
in that same general area, ’cause if memorys serves, it is a place of some
strangeness. The local lighthouse is haunted, there is a large military
training area nearby, which has been connected with several ufo sightings, and
the inevitable conspiracy/cover-up/fooling the public theories, and to the
immediate south is a large peninsula called Skallingen, where a number of rare
and extremely rare birds – even a couple of firsts for Denmark – has been seen.
And then of course, there is things of a more cryptozoological nature.
In the
middle of the 1980’s this general area was a hotbed of sightings of the so-called
”Jyske Puma” (The Jutland Puma”). It was to all extent and purposes a typical
cat-flap. Lots of sightings of a big, brown, short-legged cat with a small head
and small ears and a long tail. There was a lot of talk as to where the thing
was coming from – an escapee from a small derelict zoo in the other end of
Jutland, somebody’s unmanegable and illegal pet or just hogwash and general
rubbish. To add to the confusion, a local family, who had a pet serval, wrote a
book claiming their animal was the reason for the sightings, as it had escaped
and was out and about on its own for a rather longish period before it was
recaptured. The only thing wrong with this theory is that servals are only
medium sized, spotted, with long legs, very large ears, and a rather short
tail.
And in
between all that, a handful of sightings of wolves managed to slip under the
radar – or at least was never published in any of the local newspapers. Which
is kind of interesting considering the 2012 official recognition of wolves
having reestablished themselves in Denmark (although some people in the general
western area of Denmark are still convinced that the wolves have been
deliberately released by left-wing, radical environmentalists from Copenhagen as
an experiment/insult to the locals/attempt to destroy the local way of
life/attempt to scare the locals away so their properties will be up for sale
cheaply – take your pick).
A wolf doing its best to look like it is up to something.
Anything
else? Well, there is a couple of sightings of sea-turtles, and one or two
strandings as well. A family of German holidaymakers claimed to have seen a
great white shark a few years back – although it was probably a basking shark,
as they said the animal kept sticking its nose out of the water. And a bunch of
drunken birdwatchers sometime in the 1970’es sent in a description to the
Danish Rarities Commitee of a sighting of father Christmas flying past with his
reindeer and all the trimmings – for some strange reason it was rejected J Oh yes – and it’s a nice place for a holiday,
and you have a good chance of finding a piece of amber.
The
strangest sighting of them all though, came from a guy who grew up in the area.
When I talked to him sometime in the 1990’s (I was giving a lecture on a school
in the town of Esbjerg a bit further south), he described how he had seen
something resembling a large crocodile come in to shore very late one evening
in the middle of summer sometime in the early 1960’s when he was a boy. The
animam, which he thought was about 15 meters in length, dragged its vast bulk
up onto the sand, lay there for a few minutes, got up again, walked along the
water’s edge for a couple of hundred meters, and then veered off, and
disappeared into the water again. He never saw it again, and he never heard of
anybody else who had seen it – and 30 years later he was still very clearly
marked by his experience. I have no idea what he actually saw, but it sure did
scare him.
